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devoureth:

Let’s all take a moment to remember how absolutely terrifying this children’s movie was.

THIS FUCKED MY SHIT UP AND RUINED MY TRUST FOREVER

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THINGS HAVE HAPPENED AND WILL CONTINUE TO HAPPEN

I have about a week of no work and I don’t want to spend my whole time watching Scrubs and Criminal Minds so I’ve made a plan to clean and sort the house and do some cross stitch and maybe some stencilling and generally be a bit creative. It’s quite exciting, I haven’t had this much unplanned, unrestricted time off since…well since between Lush and Whittard, I guess.

I don’t know who this guy is, or what it’s from but he is SO CUTE. I love this gif.

I don’t know who this guy is, or what it’s from but he is SO CUTE. I love this gif.

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mothfluff said: Primrose and Tulip :3

Primrose: Favourite kind of soup!

Broccoli and stilton. Preferably with stilton on toast on the side. Yummy!

Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?

I never ask for a birthday cake, which is probably a mistake because this year I didn’t get one. I like a classic chocolate cake but mostly I just get what Mike can pick up from the supermarket at the last minute! One year it was a chocolate victoria sponge from the corner shop that he poked a Twirl into to make it more interesting…

And I had a think about more thoughtful presents and I can’t believe I forgot all of the lovely gifts that I got when The Girls came to stay for my birthday! I got a handmade apron, and a crocheted whale, and a whole bunch of other awesome stuff! There’s a picture on here somewhere of them I think.

harlotan said: Daffodil! 8D

So for Christmas we do a “secret santa stocking” which consists of 5 categories to be bought for a total of £20. One of these is “Something for the bathroom” generally bubbles, smellies etc. One Christmas Mike bought me a single bottle of Orangina as my “something for the bathroom” because he knows I like to drink it in the bath and he wrapped it and everything. It was very sweet.

Either that, or my oldest friend Beckie made a picture book of loads of childhood pictures of us for my 18th.

Or the time when Mike remembered I love unwrapping stuff, so he wrapped individual pieces of fudge and marshmallow so that I had LOADS of things to unwrap.

There’s loads of lovely thoughtful gifts! I am very lucky. :)

cute ass flower questions

  • Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
  • Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
  • Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
  • Foxglove: Name three facts about your family.
  • Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
  • Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
  • Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
  • Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
  • Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
  • Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
  • Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
  • Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
  • Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
  • Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
  • Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
  • Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
  • Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
  • Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
  • Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
  • Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
  • Violet: Do you like where you're from?
  • Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
  • Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
  • Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
  • Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
  • Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
  • Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
  • Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
  • Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
  • Dandelion: Do you think you're important?

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You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it. Take a breath. You’ll be okay. Even if you don’t feel okay all the time.

Louis CK (via captain-1701)

 

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Well shit, I totally needed this today.

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This is what happens when you go to festivals! Shame I counteracted it with loads of cider!

This is what happens when you go to festivals! Shame I counteracted it with loads of cider!

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Suzanne’s face at the end :(

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